Dungeon Guard Meeting

Quarterly Performance All-Hands Conference, About 8:07 am

They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they want to.

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!